I swear to WHOEVER… My love/lust life is a perfect mix of those I can never seem to even talk to, that I will forever not do anything about, that are forever out of my league, that are forever my unicorns VS. those that I have actually gone out with and turn up to places I go, drunk out of their minds, yelling shit into my ear that I don’t care about while I’m trying to enjoy one of my favourite live bands and WEARING THEIR JERSEYS TIED AROUND THEIR WAISTS/never call me back.
UGH FUCK IT.
baby, im working really hard on growing a shewee so you won’t have to put up with these dicks anymore xx
